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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying "I'm so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Aussie slang is weapons grade language. They're not here to fuck spiders

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They truly have mastered the language and then elevated it to obscene heights.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Australian slang is fast becoming an arrogant edifice of human endeavour that god will have to one day topple or admit defeat. I for one suspect god is here to fuck spiders, and he may even be a drongo

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I have always enjoyed "I could eat the north end of a south bound skunk"