this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Just think, maybe all the "Collect X for Y" npcs in games had hopes, goals and dreams as well! Did you even ask them?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No such dialogue option popped up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Why don't you ever ask me how my day was?", my wife asked angrily.

No such dialogue option popped up.

I'll see myself out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It always makes me kind of sad when people compare themselves to an NPC. NPCs are literally based on real people? You're ashamed for being real? Lol