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Ask HN: How could I safely contact drug cartels? (news.ycombinator.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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no, really, that's what the guy asked.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

there would be hardware and software involved, but the cartels wouldn't be interacting with them directly. I'll be sure to have the cartels sign my EULA before proceeding with anything.

I can not possibly comment anything to make this line funnier.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

This is a bit like reading septics[1] asking for advice on how to set up a business in another country, and finding out all about the local regulations regarding labor relations etc. Except if you mess that up, no-one will want to work for you, or you will have to pay a fine. Mess up with the cartels, you, and probably everyone you ever cared about, is dead after horrific torture.

[1] rhyming slang for Americans, exercise on how it works is left to the reader.