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I always assumed that men who don't go down on a woman are concerned about eating cum. Either theirs or some other dude's.
i mean that is something that i would hate but there's also the slightly incredibly obvious solution of doing it beforehand
Imagine you are with a girl you just met, when was the last time she had cum in her? Was it last week? Was it last night? Was it this morning? Was it two hours ago? You have no idea if you are going to be slurping up her grool or some dude's seed.
Imagine you and your long-term girlfriend had sex this morning, does she still have cum in her at 8pm? Maybe you had sex last night, does she have cum in her the next morning? How about 8pm? When is it "safe" to go down on her without cumming in your own mouth via a 3rd party?
That is the mental place you have to consider.
Oh, you were serious.
bro just ask her to shower if it's that big of a deal
Do men really not taste their own cum? I've always wondered. I feel like I'd be tempted at least once.
If there's some cross contamination during the event, whatever. I'm not inclined to care in that situation
I wouldn't spoon it out of a bowl like pudding tho
It depends on the person, just like not every girl knows what their discharge taste like.
Some guys get curious, some guys would never(gross, homophobia, no interest), some guys involuntary do/have(surprise snowball, bad aim, she had a prior transaction).
There is a big difference between being curious once, avoiding eating residual creampie, and enjoying eating a cummy puss.
that sounds a lot weirder without the ending
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