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I can't believe you've done this (files.mastodon.social)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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(title added by mod for lemmy). Original text:
Ketchup on eggs?!?
See the animated version here! https://youtube.com/shorts/zXsgzL0qcwc
#comics #breakfast #funny

Image description: [two people are sitting at a table, eating breakfast.]

Person 1: You're putting ketchup on eggs?
Person 2: Yes.

Person 1: Gross, that looks horrible. Person 2: Thanks.

Person 1: You're actually going to eat it?! Person 2: What did you think was going to happen?

Person 1: But I said I don't like it!
Person 2: Okay, so maybe don't eat any of my food.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It’s also the most normie thing imaginable. If Family Feud had a “topping for eggs” question, ketchup would be the top survey response.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for your feedback. I shall henceforth strive for more passion and originality in the toppings I choose for scrambled eggs lest I be dubbed an “egg normie”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

…not that there’s anything wrong with that!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I suspect “cheese” would top, but ketchup would be highly ranked.