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Image description: A bottle of Ibuprofen containing 1000 tablets.


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (5 children)

My liver hurts from just looking at that bottle

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Well actually… Ibuprofen hurts your stomach. Acetaminophen hurts your liver.

(Oh what a rush, hope I’m right. Do I go check the facts or keep rolling in my smugness a little longer?)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s broken down in the kidneys, but overuse can cause stomach ulcers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Plus heart attacks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Bold. I like it.

!You chose wisely!<

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)
  • Don’t take that many.
  • Take even more so you can check out or be the next Chuuby Emu video.

Your options.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

music plays

“A man takes 50 value pack ibuprofen a day, this is what happens to his stomach.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I think there was actually an episode last year where a man took over a 1000 a month.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

You’re thinking of tylenol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

But it’s your stomach that will get the burn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Why is your post blue