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Its time to ask the hard questions. Choose wisely. Im sure the topminds on Hexbear will make the right decision.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

blanket/candle/mug are great bc they violate the laws of physics and you could probably become some kind of guru cult leader by showcasing them

but dream pillow is definitely the most fun

I could actually see cuddlybear being powerful. Market it as a psych treatment for depressed multimillionaires, get them hooked, and start extorting them for it. Also videotape them crying and blackmail them with it. That's right cracka I sell the opiates now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

With the stone, you'll have the confidence you need to become a guru cult leader without a magic item.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

you need more than just confidence, also I don't need any more of that