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Anon tries to lighten the mood (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (3 children)

"I know this is awful, but it'll probably happen again."

I don't know, chief. Probably not the best approach.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Comment was sarcastic and dunking on op for being socially stunted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Look on the bright side, now you and hubby can have your DNA tested and find out how incompatible you are and that you have about a 25% chance of producing a healthy offspring. Yay, knowledge!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Well thynk you, now everybody knows I'm not working on the task at hand.