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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is the pot calling the kettle black, despite the fact that this metaphorical kettle has been electric for quite some time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's the industrial smokestack calling the candle dirty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This is pancreatic cancer calling skin cancer dangerous

Edit: not diminishing the struggles of those with skin cancer but if you had to get cancer you’d pick skin before pancreas every time