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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Is masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder?

If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

🎶🎵 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great 🎵🎶

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers 😂

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Women are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP's initial comment.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it's not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they're super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

But then risk of a single power outage and you'll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they'll have to cum and take it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Masturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.