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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's 3AM. Batman is sitting at the computer in his underwear surrounded by beer cans. He's trying to send an email to his kids explaining that he can't pay child support this month because he has to invent a new kind of motorcycle tank. If anyone tries to destroy Gotham, they'll thank him. It's not like last Christmas when he didn't send them a gift because he had to invent a flight suit that lets him see electricity.

It's 3AM again. Batman is sitting at the computer in his underwear surrounded by twice as many beer cans. He's staring at his inbox and wondering where the reply from his kids is. Maybe it's in the spam box. Maybe he should call them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

but batman has already been canonically divorced by Talia Al Ghul