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Dad Text Message Today 13:48
How do | set the washing machine?

What are you washing?

A t-shirt

What does it say on the t-shirt?

Pink Floyd


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You have to start playing Welcome To The Machine before you put the shirt in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“What colors can I wash in this?”

“Any color you like”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Shit. Washing Machine is broke.

Gotta go to the laundromat.

Before you go don’t forget some money!

Cash registers begin to ding and close, money counters whirr, bags of change hit the counter, one bursts and our hero grabs some coins just as the bassline drops