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I don’t think Utah would fare so well in a Balkanization scenario.
Are you kidding me, the Mormons will become the goddamn Word Bearers of the American Empire
Their Dark Kingdom will thrive in the post-apocalyptic hellscape
Aren't Mormons disproportionally presented among the CIA ranks?
They would become the new Vikings, raiding and pillaging and kidnapping people to make their concubines
Retvrn to getting shot at by six men named Ezekiel for daring to cross a border into Mormon territory
They need to get some marriage alliances going
Diplomatic grindset
habsburgs would convert to mormonism and pop over within a couple of hours
on one hand, their water supply is rapidly dwindling and the Salt Lake is probably going to become an airborne toxic event within the next decade. On the other hand, they're probably the most easily organized group in the American South West and would absolutely wipe the floor with any other state that might try to stand up to them.