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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

any advice from someone more experienced & knowledgeable would be much appreciated

Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Okay I know what to do from here.

First, reverse pickpocket poison apples into all of the guards inventories, then hang out in their barracks until they all eat poisoned apples, once the guards all die steal their stuff and sell it to the town merchants. Now not only are you richer, but the town's guards can't arrest you on account of being dead.

The best part is that when the guards eventually respawn they keep the poisoned status and will quickly die again, with a new loadout of guard equipment!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Ahh the old Oblivion trick. Gets'em every time

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

No, no, no. I don’t want that kind of advice. Tell me the secret to not having to deal with any of this and getting a bunch of money for free.