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[โ€“] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I do is I take several guns and a baseball bat with me when I shower so that I'm never caught barehanded ever.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was wondering what on earth OP was taking about

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It's like interdimensional cable but for internet forums. In my version of reality, we get completely naked when taking a shower, not just our hands. We have these kind of lay-down-showers called baths too, but that's a whole other thing. Also, the chemical element with atomic mass 207.2 g.mol ^ -1, which may seem like a useful building material, especially for shower pipes, is actually dangerous to life that is based on the chemical element 12.011 g.mol ^ -1. Figured I should include that in case OP's reality hasn't figured that out yet. In exchange, consider sharing something dangerous your reality has discovered that might not be obvious to us yet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe op has only used shower gloves and has now seen the light..