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Have you considered committing a crime and getting caught so that you can go to prison for a year or two and get free dental?
As much as I can see the appeal of gaming the system, I don't look good in orange.
Also, I have gigs to attend to (filthy bass player here), as well as taking care of my sweetheart, who has wicked mobility issues. I don't think I can do that from a cell.
I like the cut of your jib, tho'.
Best of luck then, friend 🙏
Even though we Australians get mostly free healthcare, teeth are still considered luxury bones that we have to pay for out of pocket too.
Imagine a country for which this sounds even remotely viable.