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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

First function is a sine wave, commonly written sin().

Second function is a cubic ("square"?) polynomial.

Joke:

Everyone else's life: Sin.

My life: Square.

Edit: as pointed out, it's not really square

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I got "everyone else's life has ups and downs, mine is just up, up, UP!" from the graphs ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Same, i thought it was about having a manic episode or something

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It's not square, though, but cubed. x^2 looks very different. And 2 isn't an odd number (see title.)

But if the lower diagram was x^2 (and the axis were labelled correctly) I'd say that's a proper joke ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Haha yeah it was the only way I could make sense of it...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I like your joke better ๐Ÿ˜† However... If the x-axis was time, you'd have to explain the negative part to me. Or stop at least at -9 months...