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OP misunderstood the christian customer. He asked "Is that ham posessed?". Customer was just looking for training material for his remote learning "exorcism for beginners" course.
The power of Christ kielbasa
When Jesus put a thousand demons into a bunch of pigs, they had to be alive enough to immediately run off a cliff.
This pissed off the entire town and got his ass chased out.
Matthew 8:28-34.