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SNOOcalypse - document, discuss, and promote the downfall of Reddit.

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SNOOcalypse is closing down. If you wish to talk about Reddit, check out [email protected], [email protected] and [email protected].


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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lawyer: "Do not send my client to prison."

Judge: "No."

Lawyer: "Fuck! I quit."

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

TIL defense lawyers work for judges, not the client. ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well if they lose all the time, they probably will quit too.