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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Our Air Force is... Well lemme just say this.

We had an RCAF base run out of paper a lil over 10 years ago and they had to start reusing paper and printing on the flip side.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lol .... Pinned a cake bake sale on a notice board at the Air Base for families ... flip over the sheet and the other side is filled with text and the header reads TOP SECRET

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're not super far off, just a different type of 'classified'. Confidentiality. There was a situation where someones health records were on the flipside of a page that was one of many being distributed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The Royal Canadian Air Farce .... they probably didn't need to use any imagination for that show

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Loved that show. Wish I could find the old episodes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Were they ever released on DVD, or such? I would also like to see some old episodes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

they probably didn’t need to use any imagination for that show

Nope.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's been redacted, it'll be fine...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

... scribbled over quickly with a pencil

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Once they teach the mounties' horses to fly, then they will be a fearsome force

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is the real reason for the US military budget. We're the only thing keeping Canada contained right now and bro I don't even know anymore. These motherfuckers have flying horses now? then what? Flying moose? Oh god help us what if they team up with the fucking geese???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The geese are already working for the government, covertly scouting landing areas in the US. Soon enough all the golf courses and large grassy parks are going to be improvised Canadian airstrips, I swear to God.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

and geese are already flying. mr president, we cannot allow for a bird gap

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Royal Canadian Pegasus Police

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hey, at least Canada's not Switzerland.