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What if an SQL Statement Returned a Database? (arxiv.org)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There are four types of people:

  • "S.Q.L."
  • Sequel
  • Squirrel (seriously, I met 3 unrelated people saying squirrel. Why?!)
  • Who cares? You should use [another tool] anyway
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

#5? (Me): pronounced S.Q.L. except for Microsoft's product which is pronounced "sequel server".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Just run if they pronounce SQL as "Mongo".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You forgot "squeal"