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Lightsaber Lawn Care (lemmy.world)
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Would a lightsaber make a good lawn care tool? I think so.

We'd have to build in some safety features at least to prevent the vertical drop to Earth's core business. But even if that's all and it could still slice through your water lines and drop a live oak on your house- I think it would be worth the risk.

You'd have a 'lawnmower' configuration with a little rolling assembly that kept the blade horizontal over the grass. A rolling vertical configuration for edging, and of course freestyle. You'd still need a blower but you could just kinda stir a pile of leaves into vapor. Plus you could fuck up some hornets.

Just a thought. Obviously been fighting the lawn recently and been thinking a lightsaber would make that part of my life a lot easier.

What do you think about lightsaber lawn care and\or what other non-saber related uses would a lightsaber have?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the problem with dropping a lightsaber to the Earth's core? I mean, other than losing it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I imagine they're referencing the season 6 finale of Rick & Morty, where one is dropped and if it reaches the Earth's core the planet will blow up for sciencey plot reasons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I imagine Coruscant has like 1,000 padawan lightsabers in the core under the Jedi Temple. You just KNOW those kids drop them all the time.

Kind of needs a dead man's handle safety, at least until you get good at using the force to Accio Lightsaber.