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"Man, I hate retcons. Never see the point." (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Umm, what? Anything that has gestation similar to a human is probably incapable of this. Could you imagine these fucking alien beans duckin' and dodgin' in utero to slaughter each other with nubby hands and fingers? Lmao this is some Morrowind concept art shit

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

More like The Binding of Isaac. Only game in which aborting yourself can result in a positive outcome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The ascension endings were rough in that game.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Aww, he's got his dad's knife" - never a phrase you want to hear in the delivery room.

(I assume this is how drow genetics work)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They are a matriarchy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Well, drow men generally do the physical fighting.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry, but this is mild compared to the insanity that is Kirkbride's Morrowind lore. Gods... how I wish Bethesda hired him for TES 6

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

It's not unheard of for one (human) twin to absorb the other in the womb. It's more along the lines of a cellular mixup, though, rather than a battle. And of course the mother even being aware much less sensitive to it is nonsense.