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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey can I get you to co-sign my writ of certification certifying that I’m a former and current eukaryote?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You mean a private, unincorporated natural graduated zygote? Oh absolutely. Just let me get the notary of Registror the Imperative and a gallon of matriculated justifier.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Don’t forget to CC the Grand Admiral of the Ocean so he can certify my validity and bona fides for use in the Admirality Court.