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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Restaurant food tastes good because we make it the unhealthy way, and we have commercial grade burners. To quote Beavis and/ or Butthead: "FIRE! hu hu YEAH! FIRE!"