submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Less of a meme, more of a metameme. Lets hear your funniest pickup lines, muttered or received.

(Sorry mods if this should be on asklemmy. But I did it here, so /shrug (don't tell her though, because I like you more!)

I'll start (god this could be disastrous!)

HI, I'm MS Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I'm ...
Hi, I'm Australian. I bet I meet all your prerequisite koalafications.

ok, lets hear some great hitters that are not all over the internet!

My personal favourite:

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This shirt would look a lot better tossed in a corner of your bedroom.

this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023

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