the_dunk_tank

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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I have been summoned! I am here to quash all the butt wiping liberals out of Hexbear. Send me your questions!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Apologies, I didn't know I would...or could summon you. My butt is nice and clean thank you for what you do 🙏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I've always been too afraid to ask questions about them. How do you get the water to line up if you can't see anything? Also how do you dry?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I use the handheld one (see profile pic). Although if you have the fancy Japanese ones, you can pull your butt cheeks apart and adjust your hole position to line up to the water. With practice, you can position your poop hole with your hand so that it lines up with the water without thinking. It's weird at first, but becomes second nature very quickly. Just keep at it.

I was exaggerating about only liberals wipe. You can use a bit of toilet paper to dry the water. You could just sit there for two minutes to air dry, this happens when you're out of tp and it's fine, but most people don't do it regularly.