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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

I've done the same. I love mushroom soup. I love egg nog. I once tried to put the two together because I had run out of milk.

Now I'm not one to waste things, so I tried to finish it but could only stomach a few mouthfuls. Whatever unholy mixture that turned out to be needed to be buried a minimum of 10 feet deep in a lead container with warnings in every possible language to future generations to leave it the fuck alone.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I nearly downvoted this out of disgust. Wtf dude? No.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I know that.. now.

Some of us do the best learning the hard way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Once when I’d clearly had enough whiskey I tried adding msg to it. Thankfully I didn’t ruin much but dang does liquor not like umami

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I tried that once with hot cocoa. my logic was that going from water to milk makes hot cocoa far richer and tastier, even better if it's whole milk. egg nog is even richer and tastier than whole milk, so clearly cocoa nog should be delicious. nope

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

If you’re looking for a good place to use that egg nog, my dad always makes egg nog french toast on Christmas and it’s fantastic!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's absolutely gnarly, dude.