chapotraphouse

: "Just get two jobs lol. Sorry you have to work 80 hours a week, but it's worth it for porky's freedumz!"

This is especially sadistic when porky is infamous for being arbitrarily picky and only wants "the best of the best" even for fucking dishwasher positions. I need a fucking master's, years of training, and a bunch of "industry connections" just to be given permission to wash dishes for some ungrateful asshole who thinks he's running google. Oh, and they want 100% open availability so even if I'm lucky enough to have the first full-time job, they'll disqualify me because I can't give every moment of my life to washing their precious dishes."

And people call me the "elitist" because I think racism is bad.