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FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole

We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you're not wiping it off immediately after usage, you don't deserve to have an espresso machine.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"had" a cappuccino machine.

The consequences caught up with them. The universe righted itself.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's now the cat's espresso machine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the cat reading newspaper meme, does the cat have a cup of coffee?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Looks more like tea to me, but it works just the same

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

This thing is probably nasty af if they are treating it like that.