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Am sniper
Chilling on a hill
Kill like 10 dudes
They're scared haha
Dudes suddenly find the direction of the shot
10 dudes are running towards me
Distance is closing and that was my one advantage
Mfw:
Or the opposite:
I am a sweat.
I don't care about gameplay I want high kd.
I die over and over again
But I get two kills before I die.
I quickly check a third party site to see if my stats are atleast above 2.0
I sigh in relief as I realize I'm comfortably at a 2.1
Rejoin the lobby and blame the dog