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Can Taylor Swift help Canada's seal meat industry, senate committee asks (ottawacitizen.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Previous government efforts to boost the sale of seal products have also failed, noted Fink. As an example, she pointed to a 2014 plan which recommended the Fisheries and Oceans department try to revive the market for the sale of seal penises.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

It's still a funny story about seal murder

Murder? I'll have you know that was sealf defense, when he threatened me with the malice in his eyes, his fate was sealed.

On a side note what's the going rate for a seal penis. I sealiously don't want to keep it.