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Ducks don't kill people.
Well, they do but only for fun.
The main difference between ducks and the military:
Ducks are prolific rapists.
Wait…
So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.
For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!