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Anon invents a new way to travel (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 185 points 9 months ago (15 children)

would be cool if inertia wasn't a thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That's easy, instead of accelerating towards your destination you just have to brake and stop moving to let the earth move under you, checkmate physics

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