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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (20 children)

If you've ever lived in a rural area, this isn't even remotely onion level weird.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (10 children)

I was thinking the same. I knew a Burger King like this. Perhaps surprisingly, it was one of the cleaner, more well-maintained BKs I've visited.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I see they sold Adderall

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

LMAO

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