this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 9 months ago (2 children)

User shared their Netflix password with a friend, RIGHT TO JAIL!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Have copyrighted music play when your phone rings while streaming? Believe it or not...jail.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Delivery guy catches a moment of a pay per view you bought, also jail

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Didn't drink a verification can? Automatically straight to Jail

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Breathed the fresh air that is exclusive to the rich? Do not resist the jail

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I used my phone on Netflix and they acted like I’m a fucking criminal. Had to prove that it’s my phone. They’re like “omg you used a different WiFi network than your TV!” Which actually isn’t true at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Movie web doesn’t do that when I go to watch Netflix shows for free, just saying