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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I tried to print out their application, but for some reason my printer bricked itself after I bought some 3rd party ink.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Friend of mine said he tried inserting a third party cartridge and his HP printer pulled a gun on him.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I knew this guy whose HP printer shanked the delivery guy as he was delivering third party cartridges.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I went to the supply closet today and saw with my own two eyes 3 HP printers had our only Brother printer cornered. I backed away slowly and told no one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can’t just leave a Brother behind like that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I really didn't want to but I've had run ins with that HP 5200 in the past and Betty is still covered in toner stains from when he/it dusted her. She was gently cleaning his roller when he suddenly exploded all over her face and hair. Milky white skin, blonde hair, both hands.... totally covered in hot black toner..... literally forced her to face clients the rest of the day covered in his letter batter. Sorry, not sorry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

My hp printer drank my beer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I installed third party cartridges and the printer printed out a legally signed document stating that it was now the legal owner of my house.