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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man... Years ago, I started doing a bit with my friends where I joked that having sex with women was super gay and the only way to protect your manhood was to get off by swordfighting other men. Now these lunatics have gone so far into the deep end that they're doing my bit unironically! I think someone needs to recalibrate the simulation because something is broken.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are we talking steel swords or penis swords? Because steel swords will be super gay

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

What about iron swords, bronze swords, or sticks with rocks tied to the end? Asking for a friend.