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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

34 is middle aged

I need to lie down

Edit: even weirder whomever that guy she is dating is; he is also 34

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean 68 is a pretty popular age to die.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What an odd context to use the word "popular"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

All the cool pre-septegenarians are doing it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Well the warm ones certainly aren’t

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

What an odd context to use the word "cool"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

All the tiktok influencers are doing it fr fr

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If you live in the south, sure. I'm pretty sure their average life expectancy is around that age, legitimately.

Edit - close enough haha