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An Italian man, a French man and Australian man are in a bar (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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They are enjoying a pint, and talking about how they make love to their wives.

The Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms, she levitates two inches off the bed".

The French man says "that's nothing, when I make love to my wife and she orgasms, she levitates a full foot off the bed".

The Australian mans says "you are both amateurs. I make love to my wife and when I'm done, I wipe my dick on the curtains and my wife hits the fucking ceiling."

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

To say she 'hit the roof' (or ceiling), is slang for saying she became very angry.