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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This is why i don't have kids

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, it's not likely that your potential children will behead you

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s about a million times more likely your kid will take care of you in your old age than behead you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

You could be crushed by a falling anvil every time you walk outside. Basing your life decisions off of things with basically no chance of happening (one in 300 million) is irrational and will stunt your life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You can rule out a number of the factors present in this case

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Gotta appreciate the hustle and grindset on display though. It's getting harder and harder to get a head in this economy.