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Oh no the neural implant project backfired, I must now spread the logs throughout the building an leave a distress message in Latin (feddit.de)
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah, everyone would. PrimeCorp stock would go through the roof, not least of all because of their delicious nutrition bars. So much value would be delivered to the shareholders, can you imagine it!?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Fuel to Go Wherever Your Feet May Roam

[-] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Who gives a shit if I could walk again. I wouldn't care who's profiting off of it.

This is frankly a ridiculous position.

Let's not allow people to walk as someone might make money. The horror.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

It's not that serious, we're just cracking jokes on the internet. Of course we'd all pick walking, even if we suddenly got an insatiable hunger for delicious, satisfying PrimeCorp nutrition bars. The nutrition bar with legs!

this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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