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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I feel this in my sleepy eyelids

Why must life be so cruel, if we all had a super power to choose from, Id choose narcolepsy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I want a nice simple video game dialogue box 'sleep 6 hours', 'sleep until rested' they can put it with the thing that shows what bits of me are actually injured so I don't need to irrationality worry that I've broken my leg or developed a rare super infection without noticing. Maybe a note on negative buffs how to remove them? 'your brain is foggy, it's not anaemia or anything you just need to drink some water and stretch your legs for a bit'

How much exp I need to level up skills would be good too, like I'd be able to practice for ages if I could see the number getting close to the level up mark

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hate to break it to you but if you want to not have sleepy eyelids, you definitely don't want narcolepsy. It makes you tired all the time, plus insomnia is a pretty common symptom with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oof definitly chose the wrong term indeed