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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This guy has read one book (the Bible), and seen one movie (The Matrix). And didn’t understand either of them in the least, but was very impressed by them regardless. The entire book is filled with misappropriated quotes and stuff from both.

My favorite part so far is how he twisted the ‘Covenant with the Lord’ to: ‘coven-ant’ or a coven of witches worshipping their Lord Demons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He didn't even manage to work the ants in? I'm sure there was some potential there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He did. Ant is apparently an old word for ‘oath’ or something, so when you get baptized you’re swearing an oath to a demon lord.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Ooohhh creepy!