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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean it could just always return the same thing...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would think that role is filled by constants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

where we're going, constants are just functions

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Java 2: you can program anything you want but it has to be a function.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Classes are just functions!