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[-] [email protected] 158 points 7 months ago

Weird how this rant also fits super rich people, politicians, crows and babies

[-] [email protected] 98 points 7 months ago

Yeah, fuckin freeloading babies. Crows repay kindness with shiny things though, so I'd take them off the list.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago

During the snow storm a couple weeks ago, I put a pack of walnuts and dried fruit out for the 3 crows that are always in my yard. The next day they were staring in the window at me so I put another pack out.

That afternoon around 100 crows were on my house pooping on everything. A week later my driveway and deck still have a solid covering of poop that the rain hasn't been able to wash away.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

Keep feeding them and you'll have a loyal army of crows, and that's more than worth the cost of peanuts and a power washer.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Isn't bird poop acidic? Wouldn't that fuck up your house? Other than that I would love a murder of crows just chilling by me.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

You're a good human. But no good deed goes in punished.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Well at least he got 7 upvotes for his troubles. It's not much, but it's something.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

And that's all that matters.. that orange arrow. Lol

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm on boost for lemmy.. so my arrows are orange. Unless you're going for down votes... Then I e got nothing. Lol

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

This seems to fall into the no good deed shall go unpunished...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Put a dollar bill with the next pack of fruit and nuts and see if they will start bringing you cash.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Maybe something cheap but shiny and see if they come with jewellery?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

That's a sign of affection from a bird.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It does, except rich people just pay this stuff cos it is negligible. They avoid consiquences by throwing money at their issues in the form of lawyers. (Or just money presented by lawyers).

These poor people have been conned into thinking that the law doesnt apply to them or worse still there is some super secret underground law that only the elite know. Truth is, in civil law with enough money and time there are no consequences because your oponant cant afford to keep fighting, and if they can by the time there is consiquences youve made so much you dont give a fuck.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

You leave corvids out of this!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Corvids are the shit man! We're one opposable feather away from becoming the number two most dominant species on the planet.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

See, here's the thing...

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