whoa heckin' wholesome r/UpliftingNews am i right 
only in this epic Land of Freedomâ„¢ could such a blessed thing happen. if this was Bad Country, those children would still be in debt for needing to eat lunch at school.
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Relative to China, America has
-4x more prime farmland
-1/4 as many people to feed
-that farmland is higher quality soil
-receives more regular rainfall (no monsoon pattern)
-has warmer winter temperatures
-has cooler summer temperatures
there's no excuse lol
this shit is literally 100x easier to do in the US and they're still failing
that's capitalism for ya 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Add to your list:
But poor farmers are going to starve if we let children eat for free.
Good ol' capitalism by the good ol' US of A.