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An advertising industry worker's take on adblockers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The point is, you’re an exception.

Cororations found out long ago that most people value a couple bucks a month more than they value a 1-3 minute chunk of their time a few times an hour while they’re being entertained.

Listen, pay me a dollar and I’ll show you a cool mind trick.

Oh, you dont have/want to spend a dollar? Or you’re skeptical of the trick? Well, you could just listen to me hum a tune for a few seconds and then I’ll show you the trick. In fact, you don’t even have to listen, just let me hum a tune in your presence. Just for a few seconds. Then I’ll show the trick anyway.

Sound better? Cool.

Hmmm Hmm Hmmmm Hmm

That wasn’t so bad.

Ready for the cool trick?

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