this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"you don't clean well enough"

(Do not actually ever say this)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

"Luckily I got you this monogrammed feather duster for....your birthday? Our anniversary? Shit, is it Christmas?"