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Locally it's become something of a... Idk what to even call it.
So we have a bunch of dudebros who have giant pickups with various combinations of lift kits, off-road tires, light bars (some with the protective plastic still hanging off) , "rolling coal" , and oversized exhaust mods. And obviously a good half of them have some form of truck nutz.
They gather every Thurs-sun night in a shopping center parking lot, never turn their engines or lights off, and often get into "loudness contests" to see who's engine revs louder. They started drag racing behind the strip mall and only stopped when one dumbass crashed into a car dealership next door.
I started calling it the "tiny penis brigade" but apparently other people have started calling them the "tiny penis parade".
I found this out when one night I was picking up some groceries and all the trucks were about 5 parking sections over, and their usual spot had a giant sign hanging from the light post "TINY PENIS PARADE PARKING ONLY, ALL OTHER WILL BE REVVED AT"
My truck has been mocked as I drive past because it's "tiny" and "looks like shit". Thank you for reminding me im making good financial choices by continuing to drive a functioning work vehicle that isn't a hazard to everyone else on or near the road instead of buying a brand new oversized status symbol I can't afford that statistically kills more people than sharks, lightning, and tipping vending machines combined.